who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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