hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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