Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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