Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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