I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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