I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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