Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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