i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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