Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize