super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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