Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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