butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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