so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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There's always time for handjobs
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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