Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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