Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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