so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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