My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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