Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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