If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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