So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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