Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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