i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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