how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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