i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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