idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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