He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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