My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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