Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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