You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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