Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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