I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize
