"it" just moved
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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