she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
