i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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