i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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