My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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