Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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