youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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