I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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