I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The uberlube is also flammable
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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