The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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