Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car