that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.