i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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