Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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