i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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