I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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