This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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