; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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