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(616): View more from Michigan

Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95

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(562): View more from California

CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!

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(310): View more from California

I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.

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(352): View more from Florida

Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.

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(740): View more from Ohio

becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.

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(650): View more from California

Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.

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(707): View more from California

I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?

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