Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?