How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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