I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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