This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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