Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
My life is pants optional.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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