God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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