Pappa wants mamma naked
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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