i will never coherently bang her
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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